And then to just cancel Negro Day like that. Just to make sure that nobody who’s different. Or who’s black or Chinese. Or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds…I think I’ve been in a bubble or something. Thinking that fairness was just going to happen. It’s not. I think people like me are gonna have to get up off their father’s laps and go out there and fight for it.
you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Ellen is my spirit animal
what do you mean i can’t bring my laptop into the tunnel of love
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
So basically Yahoo is Meredith Blake, David Karp is Dennis Quaid, and we’re the twins
does john green not understand that when the fault in our stars movie comes out, white girls everywhere will start putting cigarettes in their mouths but not lighting them and overusing “okay?” “okay.” and “that’s the thing about pain. it demands to be felt.” and omfg the book will be ruined for me.
it happened with perks it’s going to happen again.