knowledgetrollop: cawllin: if you ever feel stupid just remember “I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.” –Mitt Romney (January 2012) He was truly a man of the people.
chefboyardeezie: the guy who invented lasagna must have been like YOOOOOO
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
vriskezi: emissary-of-wind: vriskezi: the only word in the entire french language is baguette Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire ! *baguette
realityistoorealforme: lifes-little-ways: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND *goat scream*
pairofjacks: A few days ago at school I was using the restroom when a few guys came into the restroom arguing loudly in Spanish. I stayed quiet and was going to come out of the stall when they left, but they all stopped yelling at once and knocked on my stall door, speaking Spanish. I said ‘sí’ and they all cheered, I dunno but I think I joined a gang
arcticblackeys: fallarbor-town: in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
pixelnuggets: i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this” really?? really???????? dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG TELL ME HOW HARD DID YOU TRY HOW HARD
sycophancy: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...
black-veil-bridesmaid-f0rever: thepoisons-inmy-vein: histattoo: what if concert tickets fell from the sky maybe i’d go outside for once maybe i’d probably just open my window and put a net out.
internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
3ridan: well i already know im going to hell at this point it’s really go big or go home
ehehehelokid: agirlinasweater: brunetteinaunionjack: queerinius: heavymedal: you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read. what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos then tomorrow is nacho lucky day get out
gelatins: what do you mean i can’t bring my laptop into the tunnel of love
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
youthopian: does john green not understand that when the fault in our stars movie comes out, white girls everywhere will start putting cigarettes in their mouths but not lighting them and overusing “okay?” “okay.” and “that’s the thing about pain. it demands to be felt.” and omfg the book will be ruined for me. it happened with perks it’s going to happen again.